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what i'm wearing

I always do that weird half tuck thing. But why? It's not exactly flattering. Look below.
My back looks like a shapeless lump and it overpowers my butt, making it look unnecessarily small. Unless...
 I stand like this. But who stands like that? 
Well, I do, because lord knows I'm pulling that flannel tight across ma body so people can see the graceful curve of my back (because everyone is looking at me. Like whiplash after whiplash when this lil girl walks down the street)
And then when it gets cold, I go to the bathroom and put the zip-up under the flannel because the sleeves wouldn't fit in the zip-up. And then I untuck it, which really doesn't help the body profile. Oh, and I've been up for quite some time and don't have any makeup on (b/c I stopped b/c I'm lazy) and wear my hair in this fugly beige headband because the babies are getting much too fuzzy right now.

Sidenote: does it look like my right eyebrow is just a lil close in? hm...

2 comments:

  1. nothing is working for u

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  2. Like whiplash after whiplash when this lil girl walks down the street : a memoir

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