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THIS IS TRUE ALMOST 100% OF THE TIME

The more you travel, the less slutty you are
The less you travel, the sluttier you become

Unless we're talking about people in super rural places in America. Or the Amish.
But I bet that even in rural places there are people who don't travel and are sluttier than you can imagine.

So when I have kids, I'm hauling them all over the world because they will not be slutty.

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